Pretend Astronauts T-Shirts

"...Only a minute or so more and man will have his first view of the other side of the moon!"

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

Cosmonaughty

"Houston, we have a problem!"

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

Their lowest cost vacation yet.

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

'I'm running away from home.'

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Cellist on Mars

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"I don't think air guitar counts."

Sale: Air guitar. As new.

When Astronomers Party.

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

"We come to visit you from the before time."

"If it says GROWL...GROWL...HISS...HISS..I'm not here!"

"If Elon Musk can do it, so can we."

"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."

'Sure he's got a smart phone, but he doesn't know how to use it. He's a geek poser.'

'Hey, this might work out after all -- this guy exhales carbon dioxide!'