Pretend Astronauts T-Shirts

Wear your imagination on your sleeve with our fun and creative pretend astronaut t-shirts—perfect for aspiring space explorers and space-loving adventurers.

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"...Only a minute or so more and man will have his first view of the other side of the moon!"

"...Only a minute or so more and man will have his first view of the other side of the moon!" mockup

"...Only a minute or so more and man will have his first view of the other side of the moon!"

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'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.' mockup

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

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Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition mockup

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

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Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind. mockup

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

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A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground. mockup

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

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"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!" mockup

"I'm playing "Explorer" and looking for the Elephant Cemetery: there should be really big bones there!"

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Cosmonaughty

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"Houston, we have a problem!"

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"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!" mockup

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

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'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!' mockup

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

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'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.' mockup

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

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Their lowest cost vacation yet.

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'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.' mockup

'If you want to get anywhere with girls, you gotta PRETEND to like bunnies, ponies, and kittens.'

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'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

'And this, of course, is the clean room.' mockup

'And this, of course, is the clean room.'

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A workman ponders a bolt on a track mockup

A workman ponders a bolt on a track

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'I'm running away from home.'

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"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars." mockup

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

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Cellist on Mars

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"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early." mockup

"If they find out I'm a flight attendant pretend a heart attack so we can leave early."

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"I don't think air guitar counts." mockup

"I don't think air guitar counts."

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Sale: Air guitar. As new.

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"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship) mockup

"Harolds been keeping busy tinkering in the backyard." (woman on the phone talking while husband is in the backyard building a rocket ship)

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"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?" mockup

"I wonder what kind of welcome we'll get on this planet?"

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"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly." mockup

"Negative, Captain. Conditions here extremely hostile to rockabilly."

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'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.' mockup

'You missed the moon, but not Mr. Nelson's rooster.'

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"We come to visit you from the before time."

"We come to visit you from the before time." mockup

"We come to visit you from the before time."

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"If it says GROWL...GROWL...HISS...HISS..I'm not here!"

"If it says GROWL...GROWL...HISS...HISS..I'm not here!" mockup

"If it says GROWL...GROWL...HISS...HISS..I'm not here!"

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"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."

"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes." mockup

"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."

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'Sure he's got a smart phone, but he doesn't know how to use it. He's a geek poser.'

'Sure he's got a smart phone, but he doesn't know how to use it. He's a geek poser.' mockup

'Sure he's got a smart phone, but he doesn't know how to use it. He's a geek poser.'

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'Hey, this might work out after all -- this guy exhales carbon dioxide!'

'Hey, this might work out after all -- this guy exhales carbon dioxide!' mockup

'Hey, this might work out after all -- this guy exhales carbon dioxide!'

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Pretend Astronauts T-Shirts Collection

Pretend Astronauts Mugs

Looking for more space-inspired fun? Check out our collection of pretend astronaut mugs and bring a cosmic smile to your mornings.

Pretend Astronauts Pillows

Brighten up any room with our cozy pillows featuring creative space themes—ideal for every aspiring astronaut’s space.

Pretend Astronauts Prints

Decorate with imagination! Our space-themed prints are fantastic for inspiring dreams of the stars for any pretend astronaut.