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"If it says GROWL...GROWL...HISS...HISS..I'm not here!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

"It's probably just seasonal."

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Witch dice.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'None shall pass!'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

Santa Claus