Pretend Adventurers T-Shirts

"If it says GROWL...GROWL...HISS...HISS..I'm not here!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It's probably just seasonal."

Playground Pipe Dreams

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

A boy dressed as a cowboy riding a stick horse encounters a stick with a cow's skull at the end lying on the ground.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

Sleeping Beauty.

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Witch dice.

'None shall pass!'

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

"Well, this must be as big as I'm supposed to get."

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

"There's no limit to what you can do with your life. Just look at me - I'm a chicken who ordered a beer."

"Okay, so I got rid of the owl.."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

Virtual Lap Dancing