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"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

Sandra wished she'd been clearer with Colin when she told him to be more of an animal in bed.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little Princess.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

"Where the wild things were."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little doctor.