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"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

They're playing Presidential Morocade again.

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"He wants you to dress up like Flo from the Progressive commercials or Flo from Mel's Diner? You know what? Never mind."

"It's cooties."

Cinderella DeSantis

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We've learned to keep the mystery in our marriage -- every now and then, we put on disguises and have an affair with each other.'

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

Billy. The Kid.

"He likes it."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Princess.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."