Roleplay Adventurer Gifts

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

Sandra wished she'd been clearer with Colin when she told him to be more of an animal in bed.

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"So then, after I'd invented my time machine, I thought: why not go back and visit the good old days?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hugh fans!"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Little Princess.

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"Where the wild things were."

Time Machine Collision

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'