Role-playing Adventurer Gifts

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Child in a bear suit.

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Where the wild things were."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Playground Pipe Dreams

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

Sleeping Beauty.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Witch dice.

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

An old lady Kitesurfing

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

"Cool bonfire app, man."

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

Cat Playing 10th Life.

Kid tries to plug in a book.

'It's our website's grand opening. We're offering all of our visitors free cookies when they log on.'