Role-playing Adventurer Pillows

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Child in a bear suit.

'Gee, I'd like to help you folks out, but I'm just a character assassin.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Where the wild things were."

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"Hugh fans!"

Time Machine Collision

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

i-teddy

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Sleeping Beauty.

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

Witch dice.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

'You know how you've always wanted to go on a balloon safari..?'

'If youth is wasted on youth, I'd just as well spend my time social networking.'

An old lady Kitesurfing

Cat Playing 10th Life.

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."