Dungeons And Dragons Adventurer Gifts

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Draw your own path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'Arf! Arf!'

'We'll take it!'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Can I have a look at the map?

Child in a bear suit.

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"I'm after the history section."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

Lost

Danger: Falling animals

'I'm sorry. I have to cite you because the frog you kissed and turned into a prince was an endangered species.'

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Remember to lash from the outside!