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"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Grimm's Reality Tales.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

'Arf! Arf!'

'We'll take it!'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - The Garden of Live Flowers.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"I'm after the history section."

Child in a bear suit.

Can I have a look at the map?

"Frankly, Jackie Paper, I’ve done all I can with strings and sealing wax."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'...And the mama bear's porridge was frozen solid....'

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Danger: Falling animals

Lost

Remember to lash from the outside!