Reality Adventurer Gifts

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Fishermen

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

i-teddy

Otto the SmartyCar!

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Trust me, I'm a robot."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Truth

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

"Social media stocks have taken a beating I'm seeing a lot of avatars on ledges."

'We programmed it to simulate living conditions in the year 2000, and it's become hysterical.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"As your new President I shall govern by algorithm."

"I'm declawed, but with this headset, I can at least virtually scratch up the furniture."

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"AI tsumoney"

"Just our luck. We finalyy conquer space travel only to be consumed by a wormhole."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Once you've jumped over the moon, standing around in a field all day just doesn't cut it."

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

"With all the AI and deep fake technology, I'm not even sure what's real anymore."

"Virtual Reality glasses. Well, I said my sermon would let them see the real difference between Heaven and Hell this morning"