Surreal Adventurer Gifts

Followed by a cactus...

Comfort in a strange world

'What zip code are we in now?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

A dream of consequence

Steve found himself on his travels.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

Welcome! University of Hard Knocks...Where common sense is better than smarts!

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Pub Kendo.

A man with a rake on a desert island

Ink Eraser

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

A dog on an island with a man wants to take a walk.

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

"Phil, could I speak to you for a moment, not as your doctor but as your horse?"

'I am not checking this because it's my purse.'

Bob was headed on a long trip but had forgotten his suitcase. Luckily, the airport folks were one step ahead.

Son of Alien.

Stonehenge Imitation

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

A woman reads a romance novel.

"USA map"

Man Reaches For The Puree Button On The Elevator

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen