Spooky Adventurer Gifts

"High? This place is off he goddam charts."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

Get crazy once in a while

"Where the wild things were."

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Open House of Horrors

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Welcome Ghost.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Hippie Edibles Co.

"My job went remote, so I got two more remote jobs are started secretly travelling the world."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

An old lady Kitesurfing

"You never know what will catch on!"

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'Hello? - Is that me?'

"If only you knew. . ."

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Best Pals

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'