Make-believe Adventurer Gifts

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Right here's fine."

Time Machine Collision

"Hugh fans!"

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Man fishing with large bait

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"It's probably just seasonal."

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Child in a bear suit.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Teddy Bear

Sleeping Beauty.

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'