Make-believe Adventurer Mugs

Play the Trick or Treat Game!

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Time Machine Collision

Man fishing with large bait

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Hugh fans!"

"Right here's fine."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"It's probably just seasonal."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Playground Pipe Dreams

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Teddy Bear

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

King flicking out his tongue to catch a fly.

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

Child in a bear suit.

Sleeping Beauty.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Witch dice.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'