Cosplay Adventurer T-Shirts

"I can't seem to live in the present, so I'm opting for the future as I see it."

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

Mask and Cape

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

A man washing a mascot costume

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Star Wars Audience

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Tiger Costume

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Child in a bear suit.

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"