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"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

Quite frankly, Jim, I'm just not in the moo.

'It's a medical bill for $25,000 from Jimmy.'

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.

Lukewarm, lukecool and lukeHOT.

Sam Jackson

Batman applying make-up

'Where do you buy your clothes, Frodo?' 'Erm, Orcsfam, Gandalf. Orcsfam.'

'None shall pass!'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."

Knights of the Square Table.

Not cosplay, Mr. Jenkins, copay. I asked if you had a copay. Check out.

I witnessed something I can never unsee. What happened, little buddy? Some guy walking out of the "Star Wars" premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show. A bunch of fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him. I don't think I can ever unsee five Ewoks and a slave Leia beating a Wookie senseless with plastic light sabers. The Wookie had it coming.

Clothiers. Dress for the job you want.

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Joan of Arch

A man washing a mascot costume

"Lady Jar-Jar."

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

In concert with Garth Vader

Crusaders wearing shoes

"Erik- do me a favor."

"Still not batman."

Comic-Con 2013

Superheroes.

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

"I can't seem to live in the present, so I'm opting for the future as I see it."