Cosplay Pillows

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

Quite frankly, Jim, I'm just not in the moo.

A big bloke dressed as a pink fairy

The little Viking compensates with his helmet horns.

"For the last time-I'm not on drugs, I'm just anime."

Batman applying make-up

Knights of the Square Table.

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

'None shall pass!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"I can't seem to live in the present, so I'm opting for the future as I see it."

Brads a Peloponnesian War renactor.

Star Wars Audience

"Once again, I'm not dressed appropriately for the weather."

"What do you think? Too 'Tintin'?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

Superheroes.

"Still not batman."

"Oh, no. Dude, are WE the bad guys?"

Masquerade

Crusaders wearing shoes

A man washing a mascot costume

In concert with Garth Vader

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Lady Jar-Jar."

Joan of Arch

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

A Head-Dress in 1777

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."