Cosplay Adventurer Pillows

"I can't seem to live in the present, so I'm opting for the future as I see it."

"Yah, I'm a furry too. I'm Bobo, the well-fed, invisible, man-eating python."

Mask and Cape

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A man washing a mascot costume

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Star Wars Audience

Tiger Costume

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Child in a bear suit.

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Knights of the Square Table.