Costuming T-Shirts

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

"When I said I wanted you to champion our health and safety campaign I was thinking more of you designing new pamphlets."

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'If you still don't feel Christmasy after looking at me, there's something wrong with you!'

Real Horse inside a Panto Horse

'Don't worry Mr Hooper, it isn't a serious operation you will be undergoing.'

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

"No, I don't know where your pirate shirt is."

Modern Major General

Happy Halloween

"Witnessing False Bears"

Superhero

"No, it's Halloween again and this year it's my turn to wear the costume and make you guess?"

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

A man being dressed as a gnome by three gnomes.

Hoping to increase her chances of passing her driver's exam, Jen rented a nun costume.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Christ chooses the wrong house in which to announce his second coming"

Countess

'I'll give you half my candy if you stay back thirty meters.'

Without uttering a word, Steve gets out of jury duty.

'Never mind the geese-here comes the bull.'

"Is there a seamstress present?"

A Spooked Pumpkin.

"It's not a sexual thing - I just enjoy dressing up in sheep's clothing."

Put Together a Dope Halloween Costume

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I think we've met. Plushiefest? St. Louis? You went as Mr. Peanut, right? I was Nemo!"

"Be honest: Does this shirt make me look like a blockhead?"

"Your candle has gone out."

The evolution of trick-or-treating.