Costuming Gifts

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"I'm mostly thankful for leftover halloween costumes."

'It's hard to look intimidating with this feather thing going on.'

'Blackpool set to become Las Vegas of England.'

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

"When I said I wanted you to champion our health and safety campaign I was thinking more of you designing new pamphlets."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Don't worry Mr Hooper, it isn't a serious operation you will be undergoing.'

'If you still don't feel Christmasy after looking at me, there's something wrong with you!'

Real Horse inside a Panto Horse

'I'll give you half my candy if you stay back thirty meters.'

Ok, ok, just take two things.

Nice try.

Modern Major General

"Here in Blackrock we do things different."

A very rare color photo of Abraham Lincoln

A man being dressed as a gnome by three gnomes.

'Never mind the geese-here comes the bull.'

Happy Halloween

Superhero

"No, I don't know where your pirate shirt is."

"No, it's Halloween again and this year it's my turn to wear the costume and make you guess?"

Countess

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Christ chooses the wrong house in which to announce his second coming"

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Without uttering a word, Steve gets out of jury duty.

"Witnessing False Bears"

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Hoping to increase her chances of passing her driver's exam, Jen rented a nun costume.

A Spooked Pumpkin.

The evolution of trick-or-treating.

A mother getting dressed scares her son who is dressed as a dog.

"We're boobs. Big ones."