Costumes Gifts

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

"Well, I was hoping this might scare the other squirrels away from the bird feeders...but they seem to have made me their king!"

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Now that's scary!'

"Between the hat, the sunglasses and the mask, I think we're good."

The difference in costs between an 'eye patch' and an 'iPatch'.

Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'

Man dressed as Christmas tree.

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

Turkey in disguise.

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Sheldon has a poor choice of costume at the senior center Halloween party.

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

'I'm starting to get the impression you're not happy here, Jones.'

'What makes you think I'm in telemarketing?'

"I think you've got the wrong idea about going Dutch!"

"Too soon?"

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Opps, sorry, Boss...yep, there it is, right on the label...'dry clean only'!

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."

Pantomime Horse

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

'I said we should try PLAN B.'

It's another toga party

"How about if I just buy you fifteen dollars worth of candy?"

"We rendezvous at 0600 hours. Wear this so I'll recognize you"

'What did the little girl in the witch cosume do when you said you were all out of candy?'

"I'm sorry... I don't speak Welsh."

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

"Oh! You are going to be the SCARIEST kitten at the Halloween party!"