Costumes Prints

Halloween, 'Please drive carefully, children on sugar high.'

"Well, I was hoping this might scare the other squirrels away from the bird feeders...but they seem to have made me their king!"

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Now that's scary!'

"Between the hat, the sunglasses and the mask, I think we're good."

The difference in costs between an 'eye patch' and an 'iPatch'.

'Maybe these weren't the best choices for Halloween costumes.'

Company Halloween Party. 'I'm the boss. That should be scary enough.'

Man dressed as Christmas tree.

'Going as a high-thread-count ghost again this year.'

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

Turkey in disguise.

Sheldon has a poor choice of costume at the senior center Halloween party.

Traffic Cone Monsters

'What makes you think I'm in telemarketing?'

"Down boy, it's Halloween."

'I'm starting to get the impression you're not happy here, Jones.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

"Too soon?"

'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I think you've got the wrong idea about going Dutch!"

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

'Opps, sorry, Boss...yep, there it is, right on the label...'dry clean only'!

Pantomime Horse

"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."

'We're a giant Q-tip'

'But I don't want free financial advice. I just want candy.'

'I said we should try PLAN B.'

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

'Hi, I'm Dr.Jones. Sorry about my little prank, but it saves us a fortune in enemas.'

Costume Party.

'Never accept the first offer. Always hold out for more.'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'