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Cockroach Costume

The Devil.

'So are you going to like fight crime?'

"Just be yourself."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Pirate

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

A man washing a mascot costume

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Tiger Costume

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Shred the plank."

Star Wars Audience

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"