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4 Genres of Halloween Costume

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

A man washing a mascot costume

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Bee costume

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Star Wars Audience

Tiger Costume

Aw, geez, is my fly down again? Why Superman started wearing his underwear over his pants.

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

"Why, Vicar, I'm Eve in the Garden of Eden, surely..."

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

"Well, that was the weirdest tribute band I've ever seen."

"Sarge, he says he wants to make a 'fashion statement'!"

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Wait! Wait a minute! Would you hold my glasses?'

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Knights of the Square Table.

"A new Super Guardian attack vehicle? No no, I built this for Burning man."