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"Oh, I've always wanted to pretend to want to hike the Appalachian Trail."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

A boy acting suspiciously

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Fishing boat.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Island of Lost Guys.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Climbing with the baby

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

After many years of wavering Dennis finally makes the decision to step out of his comfort zone.

"Perfect."