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"There's nothing wrong with the leg, I just want the neighbours to think I've been skiing..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

End the Winter Blues

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Off to see the world

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Fishing boat.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"Ah...here they are!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"