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Mountain climber.

Who the Heck is That?! - Find out 50?.

'I'm not sure about 'Dangerous Sports Day', headmaster.'

End the Winter Blues

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The Runaway Horse

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

A boy acting suspiciously

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Fight or Flight

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Trail mix?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'