Adventure Junkie T-Shirts

'Drop the rock!'

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

The stress in your job could kill you! So could the lions!

Formula One snail

Off to see the world

Headlong slide into oblivion.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Skier.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Mount Everest.

Canoeing

Student Backpackers.

'I don't think he's serious about jumping. He's wearing a parachute.'

'Forget how much that thing cost you, and let go of the handlebars!'

Ferris Wheel set on High Speed.

Exit here if you don't care if you ever get back.

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

'Decision time-am I going to eat you or are you going to eat me?.'

A man being chased by a bull finds his only safe haven hit by lightening.

Spiro and Pusho: Mountain Climber and Mountain Biker.

'Oh crud, how am I gonna get past this guy.'

"I'm going to be late for that meeting – I've got to suck out some venom."

Never try to ride a camel while drunk...

'Some men who go through midlife crises have affairs, some buy expensive sports cars, some climb mountains...'

Sloth Action Movie

Mountaineer

Man falling off cliff sees sign reading 'You are here but not for long'.

Trapeze Artist comes face to face with the Grim Reaper.

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

ABESEILING (abseiling down Abe Lincoln)

"I see water, lots of water... Oh wait. I see you suddenly realising that I'm just a mirage."

Frisbee Flies By Mountain Climbers

Surfer.

"Forget swimming with dolphins... how about wrestling with crocodiles?"

"We need a new braking system!"