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'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'

Dressed for Success!

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Be careful what you wish for, Bob, because you just might get it. And if it happens to be what I was wishing for, things could get pretty ugly around here."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

The Salesman

End the Winter Blues

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

Off to see the world

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"You used to be that ambitious."

"It's a long term goal."

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..