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"...And I'd like to thank all the little people whom I stepped on in order to get to where I am..."

'he's results-driven, proactive and a dynamic networker. So, naturally, we all hate him.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"So...what do you want to be when you grow up?..."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"If I want to go anywhere, I have to be driven! And no one has more driving ambition than a guy who's saving up to buy a car!"

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

Ted's efforts to get ahead in the company were a dismal failure until he discovered FabCo's 'Claw Your Way to the Top' time-management software.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Driverless cars rage.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Sitting in a tree

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"What did you download at school today?"

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

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Bot Art: After da Vinci