Ambition Aficionado Pillows

"...And I'd like to thank all the little people whom I stepped on in order to get to where I am..."

'he's results-driven, proactive and a dynamic networker. So, naturally, we all hate him.'

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"So...what do you want to be when you grow up?..."

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'I want to reach the number one spot at Google.'

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"If I want to go anywhere, I have to be driven! And no one has more driving ambition than a guy who's saving up to buy a car!"

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"Thank you for sharing your career goals. Outwardly, I admire your ambition, but inwardly, I'm laughing hysterically."

Ted's efforts to get ahead in the company were a dismal failure until he discovered FabCo's 'Claw Your Way to the Top' time-management software.

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"He's taught himself work-life balance."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Sitting in a tree

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Driverless cars rage.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'Yes, it computed the answer in a bilionth of a second and printed it instantly, but until I find my glasses...'

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

Bot Art: After da Vinci