Motivation Junkie T-Shirts

Carrot and stick method

'Any more words of inspiration, Mister Just-Showing-Up-Is-Half-The-Battle?'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Overjumpers

"Leadership is all about knowing who to delegate responsibility for all your mistakes."

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

That's not what I meant when I suggested you get an exercise machine.

'Leadership training.'

'Don't worry about a few pounds up or down. Our main concern is always your bottom line.'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

The size of a man's upper body is directly proportional to the number of unresolved issues in his head.

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

"Bear in mind there are three laws in this gym we cannot ignore: health, safety and gravity."

Health

Brain storm

'Will I still be married?'

"I like to keep things simple."

Career Progression Ladder

'I don't offer any free advice anymore. I am offering a self-help seminar and a motivational coaching program online.'

Apocalliptical

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

Let's work those arms -- newspaper, Blackberry...

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

'If you can control your emotions I will make you a branch manager. Yippee.'

'I'm giving you extra marks for the six pack.' - Dr. Jeckyl , the College Years.

"You're in extreme danger because you eat too much/eat too much fat/don't exercise/worrying about these things will kill you."

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'No enemies, Miss, could you give men a list of his friends?'

'My ambition is to discover the Great American Loophole.'

'The key to understanding our organizational structure is in the boss's motto: 'Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!''

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.