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Man at top of corporate ladder destroying rungs.

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The Salesman

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"You used to be that ambitious."

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Ski kicker.

"It's a long term goal."

'We can't find a pond small enough where you'd be a big fish.'

'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'

What is possible/what is probable.