Ambition Addict Pillows

Man at top of corporate ladder destroying rungs.

Corporate Success

'I fetch, but it hasn't helped my career any.'

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

The Salesman

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

"How can you have a meteoric rise to the top in a one-story building?"

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'I have everything a man could want - But I've still managed to hang onto my petty ambitions.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"My daughter tells me you want to become a doctor."

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

"Ambitions... to make a career change from tourism to sales."

"Obviously, I can't fly like you, but if you teach me, I can probably sing like you..."

"You used to be that ambitious."

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

"Two roads diverged in a wood and I... I... I..."

Ski kicker.

I'm willing to start at the bottom and work my way up to your job..

"He's a psychopath with megalomanic tendencies...I like that in a candidate!"

"Look at her...Gracie is intelligent, optimistic, ambitious..I wish she was one more thing."

"You'll find I'm highly motivated and ambitious...oh, is this your desk?"

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

"It's a long term goal."