Adventure Junkies Gifts

Mountain climber.

Who the Heck is That?! - Find out 50?.

'I'm not sure about 'Dangerous Sports Day', headmaster.'

End the Winter Blues

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

The Runaway Horse

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

A boy acting suspiciously

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Bears going water skiing.

"Trail mix?"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'