Adventure Fakers Pillows

"There's nothing wrong with the leg, I just want the neighbours to think I've been skiing..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

End the Winter Blues

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Off to see the world

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Fishing boat.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Ah...here they are!"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"I understand the Everest climb used to be quite a chore."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'