Adventure Swapper Pillows

'It will be a 'staycation' this year. Instead of running with the bulls of Pamplona, we'll be running with the bulls of wall street.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

The next fast train has gone.

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Ski kicker.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Man on Stilts in a Market

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

"How?"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

The brochure did say to watch out for the bottom-feeding fish.

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Discount Shopping.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'I'll swap you my Wimbledon freebies for your Anodised pan set!'

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"