Adventure Swapper Pillows

'It will be a 'staycation' this year. Instead of running with the bulls of Pamplona, we'll be running with the bulls of wall street.'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

That lovely summer day, Little Red Riding Hood decided to deviate from the script.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The next fast train has gone.

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"Well, if it's a fairy story you want, here's a good one that arrived at the office today."

"Just to be clear, this is a hike, not a ‘walk.’"

Ski kicker.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

A sailor in his little yacht bobbing on the waves

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"How?"

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Man on Stilts in a Market

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Tourist sunbathing on Easter Island beach

Edna's Couch and Breakfast.

'There must be mining occurring in this mountain.'

Today - Oswald the Human Wonder will Dive 1000 feet into a tea cup. (Lifeguard sitting nearby).

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

'I traded a motherboard for three DVD's. They were bogus, so I tossed them out the window....'

A fellow participating in many activities and everything is fine until someone bumps his car and then his back hurts,

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

Discount Shopping.

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

"I hear that march is coming in like a lineman and out like a lamb...I just wanted to be prepared."

'I'm coping.'

Alternative Airport

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

No sooner had he taken the shot when the elephant suddenly charged him!