Adventure Fanatic Pillows

A man ties a woman to the railroad tracks in front of a zipper.

This was the first and last time Rolf bungee-jumped!

The Runaway Horse

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

A boy acting suspiciously

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Bears going water skiing.

"Trail mix?"

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

A private jet takes off

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

Breakthrough

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Thug life on safari.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"