Adventure Pretenders Gifts

"Oh, I've always wanted to pretend to want to hike the Appalachian Trail."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

A boy acting suspiciously

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The Family Joules: Part 6

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Ah...here they are!"

Fishing boat.

Wind Tunnel of Love.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

Climbing with the baby

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Hudibras - 2 - The manner how he sallies forth.

"This weekend was boring! All we did was go camping, biking, fishing, sailing, swimming, got to a game, go to the amusement park and go to a movie."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Island of Lost Guys.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Perfect."