Musical Fish Gifts

"Really? I love karaoke too!"

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

A violin spider and a saxaphone spider

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'So what have you been up to?'

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

"Yes, we're supposed to sing, but not Rap!"

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Is really wet, here!"

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'Say, are you the elusive walleye from Big Bear lake?'

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Oh lovely, a Valentine Card: I wonder who it is from?

'In this economy, money is the lure.'

Laughing fish being tickled by worm.

'Well, sorry, but I can't see anything exciting happening anytime soon...'

"Dang. . . everyehere you meet cargo ships jammed in front of the North Sea Ports!"

Angel

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

'Get lost, two's company, three's a shoal.'

'Did you catch all by yourself?'

'You go on without me. I wait half an hour after eating, before I go swimming.'

Feeding whales fish pellets

'In the ebb and flow of today's economy, are we ebbing or flowing?'

'Dewey! You getting any strikes?'

'The problem with living in water is I can never tell when my contact lens is in!'

Throwing a surprise party proved difficult in the fish bowl.

'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by our 'plaice in the country'?'

"You never know until you try!"