Fishy Musical Humorist Gifts

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

reincarnated worm...

Elevator Music

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Guide fish.

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Another hot flash?

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

'Steroids.'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

How Lawyers Evolved.

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.