Fishy Sense Of Humor Gifts

Guy sitting on bank pulling fishing rod out of water with sign from fish attached to hook: Out to Lunch.

reincarnated worm...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'Steroids.'

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Fish bait and jail bait.

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Fisherman.

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

"It's a chatter bait."

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

"Just the bait, please."

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

Happy Brexiters

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fish with Human Trophy

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

Seafood Chum

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

Fire Exit

'...a little higher and to the right.'