Fishy Sense Of Humor T-Shirts

Guy sitting on bank pulling fishing rod out of water with sign from fish attached to hook: Out to Lunch.

reincarnated worm...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Steroids.'

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"Come on, what would be the point of being a pilot fish if I couldn't wear cool pilot sunglasses?"

Fish bait and jail bait.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.

Traveller's Luggage.

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Fisherman.

"Just the bait, please."

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

'Listen, yes, I'm an hermit, but a simple Hermit-Crab: I do not answer philosophical questions!'

'Do fish really go for this stuff?' - 'I don't know. No fish has ever come in here.'

Take two of these with a glass of air.

"It's a chatter bait."

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

Happy Brexiters

Fire Exit

"And that's why there aren't any fish comedians."

The Submarine and the Fisherman

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Fish with Human Trophy

Ted's Bait Shop: 'Caterpillars, 10 cents per foot.'

'Pardon me boys . .You haven't seen a square,yellow, and really annoying sponge about yeah big have you?'

Fisherman waiting with a mallet.

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

Seafood Chum