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"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

reincarnated worm...

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

Elevator Music

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Guide fish.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Man blows horn and bubbles come out.

Shark Chum

Fish Farm.

'Steroids.'

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'Have you ever wondered how deep the ocean would be without sponges?'

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

How Lawyers Evolved.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Need to turn up heat(fish crowd heater in aquirium).

Quartet in the snow.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'I wonder why goldfish are gold.' - 'So they don't rust.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

'I'm a Pisces.'