Fishy Humor Appreciators Gifts

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

'Steroids.'

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

Fishing Holes

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

Chez Ernie. Freezer. You still can't call it "freshly caught," Ernie.

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fisherman.

"Just the bait, please."

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

"You know we should spend some of this!"

Fish: 'I want to surf the net!'

"Wow, that's too bad, it's the opposite for me: People are ecstatic when I swim towards them..."

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

Fire Exit

Fish with Human Trophy

'Traitor! I hate you!'

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

'...a little higher and to the right.'

The Submarine and the Fisherman

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

Fishing from a Fish

Visual gag (a mermaid shaving her legs with a scaler).

'Another foreclosure.'

'The last thing I heard was 'Nonsense, Piranhas look way different!''