Fishy Humor Appreciators Prints

'That's the last time I send you shopping!'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'Steroids.'

Fishing Holes

'He sidled in, said there's not enough oxygen at his place and that he's staying here until they figure out what's causing the Dead Zone.'

'Yes we are observing the swordfish boycott, but we brought in special herring with nose jobs.'

"Just ignore them. They're summer people."

"We've ruled out Islamophobia and Homophobia. Let's turn to food phobias. How do you feel about Tilapia?"

"Don't worry, I quite enjoy a fishy breath: Now, open wide..."

Fish Fishing in the Fisherman's Bait.

Fisherman.

"Just the bait, please."

Take two of these with a glass of air.

'Like they say, 'give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give him a fish store, he can go bankrupt.'

'There's no easy way to tell you this Mr.Lymtop...But i'm afraid you have an inoperable brain tuna.'

"You know we should spend some of this!"

Fish: 'I want to surf the net!'

"Wow, that's too bad, it's the opposite for me: People are ecstatic when I swim towards them..."

'Traitor! I hate you!'

"Seriously, you have to stop getting up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water."

Fish with Human Trophy

"If I am going to die for a snack, it must be more appetizing than a simple worm."

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

'...a little higher and to the right.'

Fire Exit

The Submarine and the Fisherman

"My memory is awful, so stop me if I've told this one before."

Fishing from a Fish

Visual gag (a mermaid shaving her legs with a scaler).

'Another foreclosure.'

'The last thing I heard was 'Nonsense, Piranhas look way different!''

"It's hard to breath wearing a mask."