Financial Fish Gifts

'In the ebb and flow of today's economy, are we ebbing or flowing?'

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Christmas in the Fish Bowl

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Chicken soup for the sole.

Budget Bureau. Ernie, spilling something from every food group on it, does not make it a "balanced" budget!

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Businessman sees sign in window of 'Fred's Chili Bowl' restaurant: 'Now Hiring a Bean Counter'.

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

Cat eats date.

'Sir, our new financing concept has probably got out.'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

Business is a game.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

Wall Street lights the American Dream on fire while citizens try to burn Wall Street.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"It's this trend that leads us to believe we should supplement our oil commodities with investments in some of the Earth's rich vinegar and crouton reserves."

'You simply put up a minimum of $2,500. If the price of fish goes up, your investment goes up. If the price of the fish goes down, your investment goes down.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"This is Thompson, he has a black belt in budget control."

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'Till debt do us part...'

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

clown fish

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Topical fish have a need to keep up with current events,

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

'Sounds like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed.'

Another hot flash?

'I've heard of cooking the books... but how did you rotisserie them and why?'

'My Dad won't let me tell what I did on my summer vacation...he doesn't want anyone to know where he set up his offshore bank accounts.'

Economic Conference.