Financial Chess Gifts

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Sweep the board.

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

'I think they're up to something.'

Target your message

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

'Checkmate I think!'

Man and brain

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

Prawn Amend

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Business is a game.

'Checkmate!'

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

AIDS prevention

Bee Chess

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

Existential Risk

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Man playing chess from his parked car.