Financial Chess T-Shirts

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'And this is Allan...he's the brain in the family!'

Sweep the board.

"You moved two spaced and then one space to the side? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, that sure sounds illegal."

'This is Harris, he's been with the firm some 45 years!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Target your message

'I think they're up to something.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Frankly, we’re concerned about your checkered past."

Prawn Amend

A gorilla plays chess with his keeper.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Man and brain

'Checkmate I think!'

Peer-reviewed journal publication.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Business is a game.

All I want for Christmas is a modest recovery in the GDP, along with expectations that the year-over-year growth rate will significantly improve in 2014.'

'Checkmate!'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'I can not get this game, the pieces all move like cats.'

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

AIDS prevention

Existential Risk

Bee Chess

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Man playing chess from his parked car.