Financial Conqueror Gifts

"I'm here to pay you to tell me how much I have to pay someone else."

Sewage bill

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

'By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it.'

Why am I running?

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"I believe he was the victim of a hostile takeover."

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'...and what's more, my databank has more data than your databank.'

Crop duster wanted.

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

IRS tax instructions.

"I advise a slow, steady stream of lawsuits to weaken your enemies resistance. We call it time release litigation."

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'He works in Acquisitions.'

National corporate ladder of success monument.

'I sent an employee to a motivational seminar once. He came back and took my job.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"Somehow I thought they'd be a bit SCARIER."

"Graduates, faculty, parents, creditors..."

Star Executive

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

"No man's going to stop me from getting to the top!"

'Buzz Off! I'm busy!'

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

CEO's office in a safe.

'You think I'M stressed out... wait till this check BOUNCES.'

'The question before us is: 'do we pounce on Acme industries and gobble them up and savage them, or do we roll over like a bunch of spineless pussycats and let Acme take us over?'

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'May I leave early today, Sir? The market is down and my wife is alone...'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"